ways in which we are living in the future, past, or perhaps beside the present

Apparently that chick from Gigli fell down while jumping off a guy during a live shoe commercial? IKR. But anyway, I saw the video and I couldn't tell it wasn't some kind of dance move like the kids are doing these days. I wish I was that good at standing up.

But the most important thing I learned today is that, in Chihuahua, Mexican Mennonites dominate local cheese production.