This strongly reminded me of the scenes in Fargo with Jerry Lundegaard is in his dealership talking to GMAC and then Det. Gunderson, trying pathetically to misdirect them so he can hold things together just a little longer. (Couldn't find a YouTube of those, unfortunately.)
Tucker Bounds and William H. Macy: separated at birth?
oh totally
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no wai!
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