Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez (en_ki) wrote,
Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez

Why does nobody tell me these things?

It took a month for me to hear that our illustrious Republican Presidential candidate has changed his nickname and is now to be referred to as John "Unremarkable Buttocks" McCain. Now my Independence Day cards are printed all wrong.

For the record, my own buttocks are generally regarded to be quite remarkable. In fact, some have compared them to candy.
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