Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez (en_ki) wrote,
Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez

Dangerous New Development in Tibet Protests; Experts Predict Skinned Knees

As reported by Cryptome China: (they're doing referrer blocking, so copy and paste this URL: http://www.cryptome.cn/torch-protests/pict5.jpg )

The practice began in Puerto Rico as the latest step in the perpetual arms race between cops and crooks, after police forces worldwide were shocked to find themselves defenseless against a rash of skate ninjas.

Expect to see skate police in your neighborhood soon: trials in Boston are expected to begin this summer, focusing on Dorchester and Beacon Hill, with a sister project on the Tufts University Medford campus intended to address the growing fratboy-stabbing menace.

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