Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez (en_ki) wrote,
Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez

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I find prescription drugs too expensive, too hard to ask a doctor for, and too consistent in their quality.
Of course I'll hold your money for you. Don't worry about the transfer fee, I'll take care of it.
I need expensive software, but can't afford it. If only there were a way I could get an illegal copy, but still pay for it!
My bank needs my account number and password? I'd better take care of that right away!
I am entirely happy with the dimensions and performance of my sexual organs.
In other news, I just received the following at my Livejournal email address.


My name is George Handoko and I am an Accounts Executive with my company. I noticed that you are currently working in your company's HR department and wanted to inquire if we could assist with any of your current IT openings? We have a very strong recruiting team and would love to provide you with highly qualified candidates for your IT/IS/Technology/Engineering openings.

We have candidates and consultants available in all sectors with virtually every type of technical skill-set.

Please let me know at your earliest so that we can start working together and fill you open positions. Thanks!!!

George Handoko Accounts Executive

I think that's pretty good.

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