"When we reinvent the wheel like this, we wind up working out the same bugs that were in Justin Perlhacker's Wheel 1.0 Beta when we could just go down to the wheel store and pick up a lightly used Wheel 2.1 (4.9 stars on WheelReviews.com, 128347 reviews) for a nickel."
DRY >> TMTOWTDI FTW.