September 9th, 2010

wide stance, republicans

(no subject)

It has come to my attention (via elynne) that former Senator Rick Santorum, long ago crushed and removed from office in a wave of backlash against his bigotry and corruption and the embarrassment he brought upon the great state of Pennsylvania, would like to be President of the United States. For your convenience, I link to his official 2012 campaign page. For those who may not be familiar with him, former Senator Rick Santorum is the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Since the machine that indexes the tubes is sometimes insufficiently perspicacious, it falls to us, the tube-folk, from time to time to contribute HTML links to reinforce its inferences about the relationships between real-world topics and web sites; it would be helpful if everyone could make sure to link to former Senator Rick Santorum's official 2012 Presidential campaign page in order to prevent incorrect links from bubbling to the top of the rankings.

As a friendly reminder: to avoid the unattractive sights and smells associated with former Senator Rick Santorum, it's best to wash your ass before you let anybody fuck it (especially when demonstrating your wide stance in an airport bathroom).