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April 23rd, 2008

Apr. 23rd, 2008

The Weekly Dig is my local alternative alternative newsweekly1 of choice.

Well, was.

Doing an entire issue of a print magazine in lolcat is called JUMPING THE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK, people. It is JUMPING A MOTHERFUCKING TANK FULL OF MOTHERFUCKING SHARKS WITH MOTHERFRICKING LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS. Go back and UNJUMP THAT SHARK, because I have to read something. Maybe I will wrap all the way around and start picking up the Wall Street Journal. Or the FT: I like pink.

1(as opposed to the Phoenix, which is the local mainstream alternative newsweekly)