Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez (en_ki) wrote,
Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez
en_ki

crazy people on the internet

I get email from the American Family Association from time to time. Their current outrage is that the Speaker of the House spends too much money serving liquor to her guests when she flies:
Bob Unruh of WND wrote, "It reads like a dream order for a wild frat party: Maker's Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch ... E&J brandy, Bailey's Irish Creme, Bacardi Light rum ... Bombay Sapphire gin ... and Corona beer."

Since (a) this is the kind of liquor Democrats blow their money on and (b) Republicans find it impressive and so presumably are worse off, I would like to invite you all to my house for the inaugural meeting of the Party Party. We will advocate drinking, hideously violent revolution, genocide of Democrats, Republicans, and MC1R SNP carriers, and more drinking afterward to celebrate.

At the party we will drink Cambridge Amber, homebrews, Hendrick's, Laphroaig, and Irish coffee made with proper cream and single-malt Bushmill's. Someone else can bring the rum and brandy.

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