Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez (en_ki) wrote,
Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez
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Gas, Ass, or Capgras: Nobody Rides For Free

How many people vanished last night and were replaced by virtually identical imposters?

everyone (including me)
4(26.7%)
everyone but me
2(13.3%)
only certain people
4(26.7%)
just me
2(13.3%)
nobody, you idiot
3(20.0%)

Who can tell?

Anyone. It's obvious, isn't it?
3(20.0%)
Only me.
3(20.0%)
Nobody. And that's what's so scary.
9(60.0%)

Does it matter?

Of course! Blah blah qualia cakes.
1(6.7%)
Of course! Blah blah pod people cakes.
2(13.3%)
Of course not! Blah blah generalized anti-zombie principle cakes.
2(13.3%)
Of course not! It happens every millisecond, so why should I care?
7(46.7%)
WTFcakes
3(20.0%)


In other news, today I am learning about contagious face cancer in devils. In a sad illustration of the tragic state of science funding today, the talk is not catered.
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