How many people vanished last night and were replaced by virtually identical imposters?
everyone (including me)
everyone but me
only certain people
nobody, you idiot
Who can tell?
Anyone. It's obvious, isn't it?
Nobody. And that's what's so scary.
Does it matter?
Of course! Blah blah qualia cakes.
Of course! Blah blah pod people cakes.
Of course not! Blah blah generalized anti-zombie principle cakes.
Of course not! It happens every millisecond, so why should I care?
In other news, today I am learning about contagious face cancer in devils. In a sad illustration of the tragic state of science funding today, the talk is not catered.