Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez (en_ki) wrote,
Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez
en_ki

IMMUNOFREAKS DENY AIRPLANE PEANUTS TO MILLIONS; ... to blame

Why are more people deathly allergic to random ubiquitous things like peanuts than there used to be?

They aren't: you just notice it more because people randomly up and dying is less usual than it used to be.
5(33.3%)
They aren't: in the past they just weren't exposed as much because things in general were less ubiquitous.
0(0.0%)
Because improved medical treatment has reduced the selective pressure against stupidly overactive immune systems.
4(26.7%)
Because more random dubious crap is floating around (e.g., more virus strains due to increased travel) causing people's immune systems to be "on edge".
1(6.7%)
Because less random dubious crap is floating around (e.g., because the world is "too clean"), causing people's immune systems to get bored and obstreperous.
5(33.3%)

If I have missed an explanation, please explain in comment. If you wish there were checkboxes instead of radio buttons, prioritize or flip a goddamn coin, you squishy-headed fuck.
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